Is worthy of song. What song, you ask? It goes like this...
Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday, Where's My Meat Cake,
Happy Birthday to Me.
How Old am I now? How Old am I now? I'm two and/or four-teeeeeeeen...
Either way I'm still cute. BOMP BOMP.




I'll be in the process of setting up a PO Box to accept all your impending gifts, don't worry.
Shots of me in my boyhood courtesy of the Girl.