Every Christmas since I moved out on my own, I have put up stockings for myself, my roommates, and the occasional friend/guy on the couch. Even when I have been barely on speaking terms with my fellow apartment-dwellers, I always, in the spirit of the season, put up some giant knit socks and use a portion of my holiday bonus to fill it with nips, travel size toiletries and various tchotchkes.
This year, I am living with all dudes (even the dog has a penis), so I have my holiday work cut out for me. Here is what I am scheming of, in no particular order:
Knit Bottle Coozes @ Palmer Cash. Okay. Maybe the penguin one is more for me...
Stache Straw, Humping Bears Salt & Pepper Shakers, 80's Cell Phone Case, Guitar Pick Hole Punch, Shot Roulette, World's Smallest Walkie Talkie, Flying Fuck and Cash Cab Trivia Game are all available at Urban Outfitters.
Mini belt-clip guitar amp via ThinkGeek
And finally, for every bacon and booze loving dude (and lady) on the planet - Bacon flavored Bakon Vodka looks like it would fit in a stocking just perfectly. And would facilitate holiday-morning Bloody Marys deliciously.
I'll be sure to share some other adorable kitschiness, for the ladies, family members and (of course) pets in your life, as my most favorite holiday approaches.
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