...and everyone who is going to see these has (hopefully) received them in the mail, I'll share with you my very epic Christmas cards from this year and last.
Last year was the first year I decided to utilize my Photoshop skills and order some custom cards. I drew some inspiration from JibJab and some other holiday sites to create these folded cards:


...but as I said, these may be offensive. I don't really understand offending anyone, so I tried to err on the side of caution, and poked fun at the jolly old fat man instead. By depicting him as Matty. A drunk Matty. Pretty awesome.

Last year was the first year I decided to utilize my Photoshop skills and order some custom cards. I drew some inspiration from JibJab and some other holiday sites to create these folded cards:
Outside
Inside
And for this year, obviously, the bar was set pretty high. I debated doing some sort of Ozzie-in-a-manger-a-la-baby-Jesus type concept, but quickly realized our (few) devout friends may be offended by an oh-so-casual poke at the religion responsible for the holiday that spawned Santa Claus and Black Friday. But, since we're on the topic, here were the first drafts at those cards that never made it to immaculate conception fruition:
...but as I said, these may be offensive. I don't really understand offending anyone, so I tried to err on the side of caution, and poked fun at the jolly old fat man instead. By depicting him as Matty. A drunk Matty. Pretty awesome.
Outside
Inside
So, I guess the moral of the story is, if you're looking for really obnoxious/self-indulgent Christmas cards, perhaps hit me up next fall. I seem to have my work cut out for me to top these.
...So this is what I got from Santa Matty on Christmas. Looks like he has discovered that anything that comes in a blue box and has a couple diamonds in it is guaranteed to be a hit with me. My folks also continued their 27-year-strong tradition of spoiling and feeding me rotten.
Except now the holidays include a lot of gin and tonics with my dad.
This was the first year Matty couldn't make it home to Chicago due to workfucking sucking circumstances. His mom was a touch devastated by this, but she took comfort in knowing he was with me and my family and opening gifts on Christmas morning. And with nice new Uggs on his feet and warm cup of coffee in his hand, he looked like he felt home. Between Matty, myself, my brother and his wife all under one roof, seeing my cousins and their Sig O's on Christmas eve, and having not one, not two, but three dogs running around dressed in Christmas sweaters...it sure felt like home to me, this year more than ever.
I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday as much as I did.
Except now the holidays include a lot of gin and tonics with my dad.
This was the first year Matty couldn't make it home to Chicago due to work
I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday as much as I did.
While we're on the subject of weddings, I may as well share the exploits of my crafty Sunday spent with a (few) bottle(s) of wine and my dearest friend/college roommate Court.
Court is marrying my buddy Andy at the Boston Public Library (swooooooon) come January. Like me, Courtney has great taste (ha) and a firm believer in DIY-ing it whenever you can. I'd say our labor paid off:





