My idiotic brother is here and everyone keeps noting how cute he is. There are a multitude of issues at hand:
1. This is my motherfucking house.
2. He is borderline retarded.
3. Yeah. He looks like a wolf. Big whoop. Am I not sexy anymore? (AND DON'T SAY I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING TACO BELL DOG)
4. He keeps humping me. Like I'm not a boy. Nor his brother. Let alone both. See #2.
Apparently he gets shipped back to the other people tomorrow.
Thank Christ.